Pathan & SARDAR Marne ke bad

Pathan & SARDAR Marne ke bad swarg meSARDAR:tu kaise mara?PATHAN:thand se or tu?SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka kisi se affair hai,Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi thaSharm ke mare 5maine atmahatya ka li.Pathan ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhtato na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 593 views
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