mein tumhy bangla dilaonga

mein tumhy bangla dilaonga
boy: mein tumhy bangla dilaonga
car dilaonga gold k dhiar laga dunga...

girl: acha ye batao shaam ko park aao gy...???


boy: haan agar dost ny bike de di tou....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 712 views
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