teacher gunnu ko sharat karte
dekh dante huye- jab mai tumhari umar ki thi to itni sharat nahi karti thi

gunnu- to madam apne sharat kab start
ki..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1062 views

What is a difference between a Kiss

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

You will die within 2 hours

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo

Dr to Santa Dawai hila Ke Piya Karo

Smart Santa: Dr Saheb Hilane se Dawai Chammacha se Gir jati hai or
Fir zameen se Chaatni Padti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi

Dulhe Ki Saaliya Joota Chupayi Ki Rasm Ka Pura Maja Le Rahi Thhi.

1st Sali: “Jiju, Main To 1100 Lungi”

2nd Sali: “Main 2100 Lungi”

Piche Santa Betha Ye Dekh Raha Thha, Kuch Soch Ke Bola.

Santa: “Arrey, Meri Maano To Nokia 2310 Lelo Usmein FM Bhi Hota Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)