1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai
1st Pathan: Yara ye jahaz itna bara hoti hai
isay paint kese krte hain?
2nd Pathan: Woi Pagala jab ye door ja k chota sa ho jati hai phir paint krte hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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