Zoo Me Ek bandar ne dusre bandar ka hath dekh kar Bataya-Mujhe tumhara future andkar me nazar aa raha hai

Tum Ek din Insan ban jaoge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views

Tum zaror ana

Pathan: Maine Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana
Tum Q Nahi Aye?
Dost: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi
Pathan: Maine Likha Tha K
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I hav’nt slept all nite in the train

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bekaar cheeez

Wo kon c bekaar cheez hai jo kapre k andar hai?



Socho



nai pata



o maa sadqe wo tum ap hi to ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi
kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bathroom ke perde

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.
Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,
Phir Woh Khud Apnay
Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)