sab tumhari tarah
1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
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1 larka samnay se aaya,
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Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
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Larka side pe ho gaya,
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Larki chali gai,
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Moral:
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Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 566 views
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