Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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