Punjabi vs faqeer
Punjabi cycle pe faqeer k pas se guzra,
faqeer:ALLAH k naam pe kuch de do.
Faqeer:chal pichay beh tenu k jhootay dewan
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 910 views
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