Kya Cheez Banaya Hai
Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,
Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?
Pathan: "SORAKH"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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