Another reindeer

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer

Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!

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