Munne ko samjho
husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki
gadhe per bethunga...
wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 918 views
Similar Jokes
Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai
Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: Will u marry me?
Funny Boyfriend: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar Jaao
Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
<||>
_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki log
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Dad: Qutb Minar Kaha Hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar Se B Bahr Nikla Karo
Son: Jamil Kon Hai?
Dad: Pata Nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar Pe Bhi Ruka Karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.
Beta: “Hello Maan, Ek Gud News Hai”
Maan: “Kya Hua?”
Beta: “Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye”
Maan Ne Khushi Se Uchalte Hue Pucha: “Ladka Hua Ya Ladki?”
Beta: “Nahi Maan, Aapki Bahu Ne Dusri Shadi Karli“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TEACHER:Kal schol q nai aye tm
STuDeT:Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha
TCHR:ye to parindo ki bimari hy?
STDNT:ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kb hai
roz murga bna deti hAin
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar aaya hoon."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor - Jab apko pata tha chhipkali apke Kaan me ja rahi hai,... to aap chup kyo the?
Patient - Pehle cockroach gaya tha, maine socha use pakadne ja rahi hogi. Isiliye main chup thi.
Par yeh toh cockroach ko khake andar so hi gaya. Isiliye nikalne aya hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
College kay peechay nadi ma Principal
Doob raha tha, aik student nay dekha
Aur zor zor se chillatay hoi bhaga....
Kal chutti ha, kal chutti ha!!!!!!!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)