Munne ko samjho
husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki
gadhe per bethunga...
wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 600 views
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