1 student ne MBA ka form
1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman'
se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
.
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi
yahan se MBA kia hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 786 views
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