Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try
it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife
very sweet.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 890 views

Teri yaad ati hai

Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,
sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai, Barish ke bundo
mai teri yaad aati hai,
Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni
hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

20 anniversary

On 20th Anniversary husband deep in thought..

Wife: What r u thinking?

Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?

Wife’s heart melts, thinks its sweet of him 2 still remember that date

Husband: He pointed his gun at me & said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.

Wife smiles ”Yes” Husband sighs n says: Ahh! i would’ve been free today!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Santa: So, you are distantly

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking??

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

nut and bolt

Ek Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ko
Delivery Hui, Wife Ne Husband Ko
SMS Bheja, Aapka Spare Part Aa
Gaya Hai .
Husband Ne Reply Mai Poocha NUT
Hai Ya BOLT ..?

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)