Me sick

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try
it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife
very sweet.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 710 views
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