lecature k darmayan aik larka
lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar cahla gaya
teacher; yea keo uth kar cahla gaya? larke ka dost; sir is ko nend me cahlny ki adat ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 617 views
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