Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha khareedoge kya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 593 views

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Shadi se pehle pregnant

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye,
aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Family Tradition

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Johnny: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher: "What about your mother?" Johnny: "She's a woman..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Anything

A beautiful female college student comes to a young professor’s office.She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly, “I would do anything to pass this exam.”

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, “… I would do…anything!!!” He returns her gaze. “Anything???”

“Yes… Anything!!!” His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you….. study???”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Public Toilet

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aaye,
Jaya:
Aap To Susu Krne Gye Thay?
Amitabh:
Jaise He Mai Ander Gya,
Koi Bola "BIG B"
Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)