Molvi to phatan

Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
Pathan. 3
Molvi.. kon kon se?

?

Pathan.
1.sabon
2.shampoo
aur
3.tolya>;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 603 views
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