Santa Or Banta Metro Mein Jaa Rahe Hote Hai

Metro Mein Bahut Bheed Hoti Hai Santa Banta Se Poochta Hai

Santa: “Yaar, Mujhe Thookna Hai Kaha Thooku?”

Banta: “Agle Aadmi Ki Jaib Mein Thook Le Na”

Santa: “Nahi Nahim Usse Pata Chala Toh?”

Banta: “Jab Maine Teri Jaib Mein Thooka, Toh Tuje Pata Chala?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views

Bhakt Ka Guzaris

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.

Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan

Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Padri nay bachay say poocha.

Padri nay bachay say poocha. Betay daak khana kahan hai?

Bachay nay isharay say bata dia.

Padri buhat khoosh hua aur bola. Shabash betay! Kal tum girja ghar aana mein tumhein is kay silay mein jannat ka rastah bataon ga.

Bacha bola: Father! Jab app ko dak khanay ka rastah nahi maaloom to aap mujhay jannat ka rastah kia batayein gay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

i was talking about exams

gf: hi
bf: what ?
gf; I cheated
bf : so what do u think i love u ? i have been cheating u frm past 2 yrs .

gf: cried and said noooo .. i was talking about exams.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

student life

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
.
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)