I Have A Medicine
Dr: I Have A Medicine,
It Will Make U Young Again!
70Yr Old Man:
No! I don't want to be Young.
Dr: Why?
Old Man:
I Will Not Get My Pension Then!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1178 views
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