Ladki - Swami ji
Ladki - Swami ji mujhe future dekhna sikhaa do.... :p
Swami - apni Ankhe band krke apna gaal aage karo...
Girl - are nahi karungi aap kiss kr loge... :/
Swami - le dikh gaya na future
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views
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