Andha Huu Pagal Nahiii
GIRL apny Nabina boy frnd sae
kash tumharii ankhen hoti or
to tum mere HUSAN ko dekhty...
...boy frnd: ager tum khubsurat hotii to kia,
ANKHON WALE TUMHEN MAIRE LIE CHORTY...
(' ')/ ANDHA HUU
<) ( /PAGAL
_/ \_NAHIIIII.....
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