1 din papu 4 bje uth gya
1din Papu 4 bje uth gya
Ma-Papu mera putr, Papu mera sher, padh likh k
paisa kamaega dher.
Papu-Na main tera putr, na koi sher, susu karn
utha si, so jaunga fer
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