Pathan

1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dfna Rha Tha.
Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan: Yaara Dukan Wale Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 555 views
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