Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views

kitne handsome hai na

Girl : Mummy, sir kitne handsome hai na.
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Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman smjhna chahiye
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,,hmesha apni setting krne me lagi rehti
ho..

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)

Classmates Came To Class On Time

Teacher :
Y R U Late..?

All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!

Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...

Sher To Akela Ata Hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Facebook : hahaha i wont

Facebook : hahaha i wont let u study x-D
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Me : Plz dont do this to me..i beg u..
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Facebook : ok then log out and study..!
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Me : yaar tu to bura maan gya... achha chal u win... show me whats new?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Is Too Hard For Kids

A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,

“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”

His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”

The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”

Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”

Little Boy: “Yes”

Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,

Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”

The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Exit Ticket For 500

Ticket seller: Boss, no one buying Ra.One's movie tickets.

Theatre owner: Give it free. Once they enter, close the doors & sell EXIT tickets for 500.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)