Boy-i luv u
Boy-i luv u
Grl-saale shkl dkhi h apni
Boy-sali kutti kmini, lomdi ki shkal wali, ghusa marke nak tod dunga teri, sali chudel chal dafa hoja.
Grl-sory,i luv u2
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views
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