Be-Panaah Chahaat K Baad B Hm Usay Pa Na Sakey Faraz
Kixxi Sangdil Ne Usaay 30 Kah Load Karwaa K Jeeet Liya
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Easy Load Ki.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1140 views

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki

Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi

G Son:Dadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhege"Aap, Papa, Maa or Behan?
Dadi:Nahi beta jab teri shaadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayege?
G Son:Aap mar jaoge to 5 ho jayege?
Dadi:Chup Chap so ja!!!..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu Ka Dimag

Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?

Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.

Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Roz subah 50 ladkiyan

Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.

Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?

Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)