In bio practical
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 933 views
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