Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai

Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai

Dukandaar: Aur kya kya kaha hai tumhare papa ne?

Banti: Agar wo mota na de to, sharma uncle ki dukan se le aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 775 views
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