Banti: uncle, papa ne chini magwai hai

Dukandaar: Aur kya kya kaha hai tumhare papa ne?

Banti: Agar wo mota na de to, sharma uncle ki dukan se le aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 644 views

Smart Doctor

A young woman wasn`t feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.

"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."

The woman went to the doctor`s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I`m back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pehla afeemi: Yaar mein jahan jaata hoon

Pehla afeemi: Yaar mein jahan jaata hoon tum merey sath hotey ho

Doosra afeemi: Tum jidher bhee jao gey, mein tumharey peechey aaon ga

Pehla afeemi: Agar mein bazaar gaya to?

Doosra afeemi: Mein tumharey sath jaoon ga

Pehla afeemi: Agar sheher gaya to?

Doosra afeemi: Mein bhee tumharey peechey chala aaon ga

Pehla afeemi: Or agar mein kunwein mein chalang laga doon to…..?

Doosra afeemi: Mein baher beth ker tumhara intezaar karoon ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mare ball

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd:Wo Kyun?
Sardar: Fikr Se?
Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tm to hr saal Pregnant hoti

'Lady Dr: Tm to hr saal Pregnant hoti thi ab 3 saal hogye koi khuskhabri nhi.
Q....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa goes to Chinese restaurant

santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his
finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner
of restaurant.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)