Proffeser to stdnt-
what is attentn deficit hypractive disordr??

Stdnt-
jumbalakadi bamba! Holsga volsga...
Proffesr- i din't get u...
Stdnt- same here..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views

If you will try

Girl: If you will try to kiss me to main shor macha doongi

Boy: Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai.

Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din

Molvi Sahab Jumme K Din
HOOR Ki Tareef Bayan Kr Rhe Thy,
K Hoor Aisi Hogi,
Hoor Wesi Hogi,
Jb Zyada Josh Aya To Phr Farmaya,
“Yr Ab Aap Logo Se Kya Behes Kron,
Bs Ye Jo Apne Muhalley Mein
Butt SAHAB Hain Un Ki Bachion Ko Hi Dekh Len!”
Qasam Se Hooren Hain Hooren..:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nirmal Baba Ke Saran Me Pretty Zinta

Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???

Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???

Preity Zinta: han baba

Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In a train,

In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat
at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else.
It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend,
there is no breakable item in it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Chinese couple

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)