Once Rajnikant became
Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian
cricket team..
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Don't evn try to guess wat happnd... :O
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The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and
Hockey world cup too
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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