Parent: How Did You Write Your Exam?

Son: They have Given the Questions Which I don't Know.

So I Wrote Answers Which They don't Know! :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views

1 admi k 4 bache thayGovt

?1 admi k 4 bache thayGovt ne elan kia k jis k 5 bache honge usy Rs.20000 mahana dia jae ga Admi ne bv ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frnd se b he me wo b lekr ata hun Jab admi wapis ghar aya to Apny 2 bache Kam thay Admi: 2 kahan gaiy.BV: Jis k thy wo le gya, tum ne akelay to elan nahi suna na.!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hitler during his speech:

Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my
dictionary.”
Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa:Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pagal Chinese se

Pagal Chinese se: Kia tum American ho?

Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.

Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.

Chinese: Nahi main Chinese hon.

Pagal: Nahi tum American ho.

Chinese: Gussay say: Han main American hoo

pagal: pagal shakal sai to chinese lag te hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In a train,

In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat
at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else.
It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend,
there is no breakable item in it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)