Oh Ye To Gobar Ha..

Sardar Walking At Night…

Saamne Gober Para Tha..
Sardar Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Daal Kar Chakha Or Bola: Oh Ye To Gobar Ha.. Shukar Hai Mera Pair Nahi Para..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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