Apni billi ko lekar exam

GOLU apni billi ko lekar exam dene ja raha tha.
MOLU:-ye billi ko lekar kha ja rhe ho.?

GOLU:-exam dene.
MOLU:-koun sa..?

GOLU:-"CAT" ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 670 views
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