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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 892 views

Heart Transplant

A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two
white coated doctors searching through the flower
beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a
heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and
want to find a suitable stone."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa drawing money for atm

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

palice man :D

police wala: “Mian ne tumhen haath dya tha,
tou tum ruky kyu nheen?”
Sardar Driver:”O Jee! Main samjha k aap muje salam kr rahein hy”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

aik foji train main ja raha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha 

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to

foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

 police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho 

foji bola 2 saal bahab

 police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

 foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Best friend

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude
and said,
“Since we are the best of friends, I would not
want to insult you by offering payment. But I
would like for you to know that I had mentioned
you in my will.”
“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor
emotionally, and then added,
“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d
like to make a little change…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)