R u going 2 dance?

In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal,"r u going 2 dance?"

She felt so happy & said-"yes"

& d guy said-"dats gud,so can i hav ur chair?" :D

by Abdul Rehman (few years ago!) / 596 views
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