Tum Pehle Jitna Pyar Nahi Karte
Patni-Tum Pehle Jitna Pyar Nahi
Karte Ho,Shadi Se Pahle To
Pados Ki Chhat Se Kudkar Milne Ate The
Pati-Ab Sochta Hu Ki Usi Chhat Se Kud Jau
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