Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen
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