Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views

How to pass?

A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.

by Raju (few years ago!)

Doctor say help me

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar told his servant

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dukhi shahri

Wo tu aj bi mujhe dekh kar muskarti hai.
Par un k bache bare kamine hain ju humein mamun keh k bulate hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Girl Pathan Se

Girl Pathan Se:
Jab Aap Ke Pas Mobile Hai Aur Mere Pas Bhi Hai
To Ap Ne Letter Kion Bheja?

Pathan:
O Hum Ne Tumko Cal Kia Tha
Us Mein Larki Boli
Plz-Try-Letter

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)