Ye building kitne din mai
AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?
PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main
ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building
kitny din main bani hai?
PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,
AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban
jati hai,
Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne
poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?
PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 877 views
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