Jab Mangni k Bad

Jab Mangni k Bad
lambe Arsay TakShadi Nahi ki Jati
To Faida kis Ko hota Hai??”

Larky Ko..?

“NO.!

Larki ko..!

” NO.!
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“Easy Load wale ko.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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