Question: To bataiye PANI ke
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Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega?
Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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