Molvi aur Halwa
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or
halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 601 views
Similar Jokes
As supposedly reported on CNN:
Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).
The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.
The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Evolution of man:
Without shaadi Spiderman
Shaadi ke din superman
Shaadi ke baad Gentleman
Aur
B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Master: kanjos kon hota hai?
Student: Hum jitny Bhi SMS karen Lekin us ka Rply jo na kare Woh.
Master: Uski ek Example Do.
Student: Aap ki Beti sir
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha
Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange
Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?
Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha
Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun
He?
Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aj ke baat
Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,
ganday or mailay kapro ki waja
se ghareeb na samjho.
Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or
uske papers ho rahay hon.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
45 Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi
Pareshani Nahi Hoti,
But
18 Kg K Gas Cylinder Ko Uthane Me Ladko K Pasine
Chhut Jate H, kyun?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jab koi ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de...
to uske maa bap ko kya krna chahiye???
.
.
.
.
.
No idea???
.
.
.
.
.
I got !dea
use ganja kar ke bitha do 5-6 month tak bhagne ka
naAm nAi legi takli.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)