A Man asked Santa

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 649 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ap Dekh Rahe Hen Geo

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Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:


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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Suhag raat me santa cnfuse ho gya

Suhag raat me santa cnfuse ho gya ki nayi biwi se kya bolu..?
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Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey

Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe Maarna
Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,
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Baba:" Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye ''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa
Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~

Baba Ji Taweez Daant ke Neechey
Dabane Ka Itna
Faida Hua k Ab Woh Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kehta hai..
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Baba:" Yeh Faida Taweez ka Nahi,

aapki Zubaan Band Rakhne ka Hai..
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I have in the bag

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What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

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SONEHRI BAAT

SONEHRI BAAT

NAIKI Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya Karo

Jaisay Log Shadi Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain.

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Bhagwan ka shukar

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ko aazad nahi hua..
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Santa: Are yaar, Phir hum 15th August kaise
manaate ?

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Hum nay tumhari

Hum nay tumhari yad mai ro ro K tub bhar diye

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Aur tum bewafa aye aur un say naha kr chal diye....!:-(

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