Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To
Grl:Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta aur Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga.Boy:Acha BEHAN chalta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
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Menu FaceBook chalan deyo
Facebook di bachi munh pher na le.
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SAWAL
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JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,
ARMAN
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AARZOO
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ustad:konsa parinda subse tez urhta he?
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Boy:taliban commander he.
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Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein
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Teacher”Wo kese?
Bacha:jis din me peda hua
usi din
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4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
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¤Biwi shohar se :
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