A lecture waz going on
a lecture waz going on
suddenly a boy went out of the class
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya??
boy's friend: sir, usko neend me chalne ki aadat hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 728 views
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subah se apni car me niklu
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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
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