This wife is too jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 662 views

Bhikhari’s True Love

Bhikhari: 50 Rs. dedo sahab girlfriend ko phone karna hai….
Sahab Apni Girlfriend Se:

Dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend se kitna pyar karta hai…. “True Love”

Bhikhari: Nahi nahi sahab, usse pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari bana hoon…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW
NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon
 bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo 
beta Dadi sey 
baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho 
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Past tense

Lady Teacher:
What tense is this
“I m a beautiful woman.”
Student:
Past tense Madam.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)