Ik Gujarati Babu TV showroom

Ik Gujarati Babu TV showroom me jate hai.

Gujarati Babu: Kya aapke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes sir.

Gujarati Babu: Ik green wala dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 755 views
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