One day James Bond goes
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.
When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views
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