One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views

A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe

A Boy and Girl sitting in a cafe girl's mother see
her with a boy and calls her...

MOM - kahan par hai?

... GIRL- exam de rahi hu.

MOM- agar is exam ka result ayaa toh jaan se maar dungi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gul khan

1 patan 12 floor pe office me betha
tha 1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan
tmhari beti bhag gayi Ye sunte hi
pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt 10th flor pr yad aya
k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr
yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue
or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL
KHAN hi nahe.

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)

aik wakeel

Ek aurat ne 1 wakil se pocha k talak lene ke liye
kia sharayat lazmi hoti hain ? Wakil Bola “Talak
lene ke liye aap ko shadi shuda hona zarori hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Staged Wedding To Bust Dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gaya
...
Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)