Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor:
Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega

Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 718 views

Marne do salon ko.

Teacher:ap ka dost aur ap ki girlfriend doob rahe hain to ap kis ko bachao ge.
Pappu:doone do donon ko sale akale kia kar rahe the.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia

Bap-Aj tak tumne aisa koi kam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho
Beta-yad kar Ke papa ek dafa Maine apke sir k niche 3takye rakhe the ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy:what is that u keep

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,

What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche

Ek Kutta Ek Car K Neeche Baitha Tha..
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Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola:” Nikal
Saale Bhootni K..

Bara Aya Mechanical Engineer…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)