3 amrood

Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Snta: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia, 1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 935 views
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