manish ko uska sasur jute maar
manish ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha anish : Kyu maar rahe ho ise? Sasur : Maine ise Hospital se SMS kiya.Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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2) MOCHI:
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