Banta Singh: r u standing in front of the mirror for a long time?

Santa Singh: i'm trying to remember where i have seen this face before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 653 views

500 Me Kya Sheela Nachegi

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach
rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Aik pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha piaz le lo piaz.
Ek admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sadaron Kee Char Tangein Hoti

Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein
Hoti To Kya Hota?

Its Simple
Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein
Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fees Maafi Ki Application

To

The Principal,
Delhi Public School,

Sir,

Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.

Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.

Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.

Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se

Pathan Apni Girlfriend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai.

Girl:
Keh Do.
...
Pathan:
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Hai.

Girl:
Kaho Na !

Pathan:
Tumhre Pas Naswar Hai ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)