Banta Singh: r u standing in front of the mirror for a long time?

Santa Singh: i'm trying to remember where i have seen this face before.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views

women

Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Child 2 dentist doctor

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha

Pappu Ki Ek Girlfriend Ne Usko Ek Din Khatt Likha
Meri Life Mein Naya Ladka Aa Gya Hai.
Tum Se Acha Hai, Paisi Wala Hai, Mera Khoob
Khayal Rakhta Hai
Main To Uski Dulhan Banugi, Tum Meri Photo Wapis
Bhijwa Do.
Pappu Ko Ye Padd Ke Gussa Aaya Aur Usne Apne
Saare Doston Ki Girlfriends Ki 30 Photos Jama Ki
Bich Mein Us Ladki Ki Photo Rakh Ke Khatt Likha.
Le In Mein Se Nikal Le, Mujhe Teri Shakal Yaad
Nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)